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Song Parodies -> "Cocaine (Whitney Houston Version)"

Original Song Title:

"Cocaine"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Eric Clapton

Parody Song Title:

"Cocaine (Whitney Houston Version)"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

The Coroner's report is in on Whitney's death and it was drowning with Cocaine in her system! How tragic :(
Wanna know what the Music Industry’s about?
Cocaine
Married Bobby Brown, career plummets down?
Cocaine

[Chorus]
Whitney died, Whitney died, Whitney died:
Cocaine

Always in the news, do tabloids pick on you?
Cocaine
When your CDs don’t sell and life is pure hell
Cocaine

Whitney died, Whitney died, Whitney died:
Cocaine

If your voice is gone and you cannot sing songs
Cocaine
Your voice is now cracked, you can't get it back
Cocaine

Whitney died, Whitney died, Whitney died:
Cocaine
Whitney died, Whitney died, Whitney died:
Cocaine

Life down the drain… what a shame!

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Peter Andersson - March 23, 2012 - Report this comment
Well, no surprise there, her body must have been half Colombian by now anyway. 555 pounds of tragedy. Thanks for comment on mine, are you gonna do a whole bunch of "Nazi Grannies" parodies now?

Come to think about it, "Nazi Grannies" sounds like the title of a really bad B-movie, but I'd probably watch it...
Rob Arndt - March 23, 2012 - Report this comment
Peter, there were more Allied Grannies than Nazi. Most in Berlin were raped to death by Red Horde troops. They raped 2 million women in 1945! But if I found the right OS title- maybe...!!!
Callmelennie - March 23, 2012 - Report this comment
Rob, I wouldn't be surprised if the number wasn't much higher than that. If the Red Army overran half of Germany, it means that 37 million Germans came under the control of the Red Army and 18 million of them would have been female. And seeing as these rapes were fueled by revenge as much as anything, only about 20% or so of the females would have been spared due to being too young or old. So that would leave perhaps 14 or 15 million potential targets. And if the Russians merely attacked half this number ..... do the math
Rob Arndt - March 23, 2012 - Report this comment
CML, the number IS higher and does not account for US, French, British, and Commonwealth or French N African rapes. However, in the Soviet Zone Stalin only permitted 2 weeks of raping and then all rapists were shot. German soldiers were also killed postwar by the USSR through forced labor and executions- up to 3 million! That is why I love to do the Blonde Valkyrie parodies. She was a real German girl in her 20s that got caught in the Soviet Zone and fought back against them at night, usually luring them for sex and killing them or hunting them individually in the rubble. She also poisoned many of them with rat poison obtained through a SS chemist. Werwolves operated from '45 to '47 and achieved more than what is written about them. There were thousands of them and they wreaked havoc on rail systems, transport, de-Nazification methods, and killed Allied-appointed officials.

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