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Song Parodies -> "Rogaine"

Original Song Title:

"Cocaine"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Eric Clapton

Parody Song Title:

"Rogaine"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Some hair silliness...
If your hair’s falling out, you better treat that scalp
Rogaine
A man feeling down, this product is found
Rogaine

[Chorus]
Comes in fine, comes in fine, comes in fine:
Rogaine

If you got a bald spot, and want it to stop
Rogaine
When your hair is gone and need to grow some
Rogaine

Comes in fine, comes in fine, comes in fine:
Rogaine

If your thinning here and there, don’t be scared
Rogaine
Don't forget this fact, you CAN get it back
Rogaine

Comes in fine, comes in fine, comes in fine:
Rogaine
Comes in fine, comes in fine, comes in fine:
Rogaine



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Overall Rating: 4.7

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Susanna Viljanen - March 22, 2012 - Report this comment
Nice one. "Cocaine" is a good basis for parodies, and this one was one of the lighter side of life. None of my family menfolks have developed baldness, but I can imagine how it must feel.
Callmelennie - March 22, 2012 - Report this comment
"If your hairline's gone, but you wanna Don Juan .. Rogaine." Now try coffee; nobody has done coffee, yet -- Coffee's such a great buzz, cause it do what it does .. Caffeine ;D
Porfle Popnecker - March 22, 2012 - Report this comment
If I ever lose my hair, there'll be hell toupee.
Rob Arndt - March 22, 2012 - Report this comment
Stayed tuned for my next hair-raising adventure ;-D

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