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Song Parodies -> "Methane"

Original Song Title:

"Cocaine"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Eric Clapton

Parody Song Title:

"Methane"

Parody Written by:

Mick Terry

The Lyrics

A lot of you know that Eric Clapton had a little bit of a problem, his with drugs.
Not too many of you know that I had a problem myself ... of a different nature.
When the gurgl-ing sounds
all come from way deep down: METHANE.
It's a smell that won't please
like cows that cut the cheese: METHANE.
In an elegant scene
when you just want to be mean: METHANE.
Silent deadly- type
squeezed out with all your might: METHANE.

It will pass.
It's just gas
out your ass: METHANE.

When you're smelling like poo,
but you can't find the loo: METHANE.
It can clear out the room
and make a sonic boom: METHANE.

CHORUS

When it just slips right out,
but then it leaves no doubt: METHANE.
When you feel like you fart,
but there's a solid part: NOT METHANE.

CHORUS x2
Copyright © 2010 Mick Terry   MickTerry.com
Methane
Parody of Cocaine by Eric Clapton,
original music & lyrics by J.J. Cale © 1976

On YouTube, performed live by Blond Chitlin'Goldstein
with Doc Johnson & The HeatSeekers
w/ special guests Omer Avni or Michael Gussin.
Kulak's Woodshed (North Hollywood, CA) 2-8-10
Guitar Merchant (Canoga Park, CA) 2-10-10

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Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.6

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Old Man Ribber - July 19, 2010 - Report this comment
Mick: This is a GAS! I score this CH4 (organic chemistry for 5-5-5) ;D
Susanna Viljanen - July 19, 2010 - Report this comment
As a chemical engineer I always love the hydrocarbon parodies. Here's 555 grams of CH4.
Jonathan S. - July 21, 2010 - Report this comment
Passing some fives onto you!
Ann Hammond - July 23, 2010 - Report this comment
he he
Peregrin - August 11, 2012 - Report this comment
Came here via the 'Random' feature, Mick. This parody stinks, but in a good way. It was on the nose, but in a good way.

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