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Song Parodies -> "Rogaine"

Original Song Title:

"Cocaine"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Eric Clapton

Parody Song Title:

"Rogaine"

Parody Written by:

John Hunter

The Lyrics

If your scalp's got a tan, and Yul Brynner's your man, Rogaine
You got chrome on your dome, all your hair's on your comb, Rogaine
Hey bald guy, better buy, and apply, Rogaine

You're in the Hair Club for Men, Captain Picard got you in, Rogaine
You got Phil Collins head, you can't get her in bed, Rogaine
See that Cy, Sperling guy, better try, Rogaine

Well it's tough to get laid, if you look like Sinead, Rogaine
Don't forget this fact, there's no sex on Kojak, Rogaine
Hey bald guy, better buy, and apply, Rogaine
See that Cy, Sperling guy, better try, Rogaine

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Dr. Oliver Clozoff - May 03, 2010 - Report this comment
Short, but brilliant. Made me laugh.
Old Man Ribber - May 03, 2010 - Report this comment
I've heard similar improvization parodies on this subject...but I'm glad you finally got the idea on line (and did a good job, too)! ;D
Michael Pacholek - May 04, 2010 - Report this comment
This has been done a few times before, but who cares, it's great -- and that's no lie, bald-faced or otherwise.

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