Song Parodies -> Clogged Drains
| Original Song Title: | "Cocaine" |
| Original Performer: | Eric Clapton |
| Parody Song Title: | "Clogged Drains" |
| Parody Written by: | Mark Linville and David Werther |
Well it runs from the spout
But it won't drain out
Clogged Drains
So she gives me a shout
To get the plunger out
Clogged drains
She don't like, she don't like, she don't like
Clogged drains
Sent down some leftover food
Up come a bubblin' crude
Clogged drains
That looks like some sort of fish
Perhaps from last month's dish
Clogged drains
She don't like, she don't like, she don't like
Clogged drains
Up to my elbows in sludge
But it just won't budge
Clogged drains
I tried a fifty foot snake
But it just won't break
Clogged drains
I tore up all my walls
Ripped out my shower stall
Clogged drains
I dug up half of my yard
Oh, Lord it's just so hard
Clogged drains
She don't like, she don't like, she don't like
Clogged drains
She says she's moving out
Until I figure out
Clogged drains
She's taken up with a guy
Whose house is clean and dry
Clogged drains
So I'm alone in my pain
Me and this ball and chain
Clogged drains
She don't like, she don't like, she don't like
CLOGGED DRAINS
But it won't drain out
Clogged Drains
So she gives me a shout
To get the plunger out
Clogged drains
She don't like, she don't like, she don't like
Clogged drains
Sent down some leftover food
Up come a bubblin' crude
Clogged drains
That looks like some sort of fish
Perhaps from last month's dish
Clogged drains
She don't like, she don't like, she don't like
Clogged drains
Up to my elbows in sludge
But it just won't budge
Clogged drains
I tried a fifty foot snake
But it just won't break
Clogged drains
I tore up all my walls
Ripped out my shower stall
Clogged drains
I dug up half of my yard
Oh, Lord it's just so hard
Clogged drains
She don't like, she don't like, she don't like
Clogged drains
She says she's moving out
Until I figure out
Clogged drains
She's taken up with a guy
Whose house is clean and dry
Clogged drains
So I'm alone in my pain
Me and this ball and chain
Clogged drains
She don't like, she don't like, she don't like
CLOGGED DRAINS
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