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Song Parodies -> "Whole Wheat Grain"

Original Song Title:

"Let It Rain"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Eric Clapton

Parody Song Title:

"Whole Wheat Grain"

Parody Written by:

Jim Rotondo

The Lyrics

The fiber of society.
The grain is filling in the bowl
Of brown rice that has been served to me.
The buns were made with whole wheat flour,
Namely, unbleached Pillsbury.

Whole Wheat Grain, Whole Wheat Grain,
Nature’s best grain down in me.
Whole Wheat Grain, Whole Wheat Grain,
Whole Wheat Grain, Grain, Grain.

We all were raised on Wonder Bread,
That’s worthless, now we know.
Choose multi-grain or wheat instead,
Nutrition-packed bread dough.

Whole Wheat Grain, Whole Wheat Grain,
Nature’s best grain down in me.
Whole Wheat Grain, Whole Wheat Grain,
Whole Wheat Grain, Grain, Grain.

Now I know the secret,
Fiber’s something that I lacked.
There’s no need for Clee’s Colon Cleanse,
For my Intestinal tract.

Whole Wheat Grain, Whole Wheat Grain,
Nature’s best grain down in me.
Whole Wheat Grain, Whole Wheat Grain,
Whole Wheat Grain, Grain, Grain.

Grain, Grain. Grain, Grain.
Grain, Grain. Grain, Grain.

Solo to end.

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Overall Rating: 3.2

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Jim Rotondo - March 20, 2009 - Report this comment
Thank you mysterious voters, I admittedly sacrificed humor for education on this one. BUT, if just one of you has converted from white to wheat, then I've done my job, well worth it!
Harry - March 20, 2009 - Report this comment
wholy cow. 555 grains of whole goodness for your creation, jim.
Jim Rotondo - March 20, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks Harry, glad you found this fulFILLING!

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