Song Parodies -> After Termites
| Original Song Title: | "After Midnight" |
| Original Performer: | Eric Clapton |
| Parody Song Title: | "After Termites" |
| Parody Written by: | Jim Rotondo |
Dedicated to my Ant Lorraine.
After termites, we’re gonna see our house fall down.
After termites, we’re gonna walk on rubble and ground.
We’re gonna preview termination.
We’re gonna pay for infestation.
We’re gonna find ourselves to be homeless bound.
After termites, we’re gonna see our house fall down.
After termites, we’re gonna shake our trampoline,
After termites, its all gonna be cheap grass and Murine.
We’re gonna postpone all debauchery,
We’re gonna burn our ruined property,
We’re gonna find ourselves to be homeless bound.
After termites, we’re gonna see our house fall down.
After termites, we’re gonna see our house fall down.
Solo
Second Verse
After termites, we’re gonna see our house fall down.
After termites, we’re gonna see our house fall down.
After termites, we’re gonna see our house fall down.
After termites, we’re gonna see our house fall down.
After termites, we’re gonna walk on rubble and ground.
We’re gonna preview termination.
We’re gonna pay for infestation.
We’re gonna find ourselves to be homeless bound.
After termites, we’re gonna see our house fall down.
After termites, we’re gonna shake our trampoline,
After termites, its all gonna be cheap grass and Murine.
We’re gonna postpone all debauchery,
We’re gonna burn our ruined property,
We’re gonna find ourselves to be homeless bound.
After termites, we’re gonna see our house fall down.
After termites, we’re gonna see our house fall down.
Solo
Second Verse
After termites, we’re gonna see our house fall down.
After termites, we’re gonna see our house fall down.
After termites, we’re gonna see our house fall down.
After termites, we’re gonna see our house fall down.
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Great title sub, and VERY funny parody!
Speed dial for Terminix is 555!!!!
nice word substitutions...my fave of the day
Coming to terms.
Thanks very much guys, those little buggers have cost me thousands!
I've had mites and they are mitey! Had to put cement where those dang terms ate. All 5s.
Termites are the infuriating pests in America! They're well known to destroy perfectly good homes. I echo Mark's comment. Here's some al-mitey 555's!!
I suppose you live in the south. The whole thing is a pain - the tenting, moving out and the cost.
Actually 2Eagle, I'm in South Jersey across from Philly. What's really bad around here are the gypsy moths....downright awful.
I'm infestin' n' inculcatin' y'all with 5's for this diabolical ditty, Jim...
Good one - I like the parody & the OS
Good work, Jim R. Nice lead-in as well!
You guys are just too nice, and a compliment to the lead-in too boot, that's a first!
Good job. Score five against the bugs.
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