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Song Parodies -> "Ebay"

Original Song Title:

"Cocaine"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Eric Clapton

Parody Song Title:

"Ebay"

Parody Written by:

Susanna Viljanen

The Lyrics

Ebay can be as addictive as cocaine.
If you wanna find out
what addiction's about;
Ebay!
If you wanna do bet,
there's an auction in Net -
Ebay!
Bids get high, bids get high, bids get high -
Ebay!

When you gotta log on
and find what's going on
Ebay!
When auction time's running short
but you don't want abort
Ebay!
Bids get high, bids get high, bids get high -
Ebay!

When your money is gone
and you feel quite undone
Ebay!
When your home's full of stuff
and you ain't gotten enough
Ebay!
Bids get high, bids get high, bids get high -
Ebay!

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