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Song Parodies -> "Qaddafi Really Wants To Arm You Tonight"

Original Song Title:

"I'd Really Love To See You Tonight"

Original Performer:

England Dan & John Ford Coley

Parody Song Title:

"Qaddafi Really Wants To Arm You Tonight"

Parody Written by:

marsillow@yahoo.com

The Lyrics

Qaddafi says: Hey, it's been awhile
Not much. How 'bout you?
I've got some guns and troops
If you really just want...an Af-ri-can coup
And I was thinking maybe later on
We could invade Chad for awhile
Or send guns to the IRA
'Cause it's drivin' the West so wild ...

CHORUS: Yes, I'm stalking out Namibia,
and the Congo and Iv'ry Coast
But if you say my Green Book's just some crap
Then you surely will wind up toast.

We could bring back Idi Amin
send suicide squads to Djibouti
Or join forces with Iran,
I'll justify it by quoting the Ko-ra-aan...

CHORUS: Yes, I'm stalking out Namibia,
and the Congo and Iv'ry Coast
But if you say my Green Book's just some crap
Then you surely will wind up toast.

I won't ask for loyalty
So you don't have to lie
We've both played that game before
Take my money and say goodbye...

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