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Song Parodies -> "Still...You Turn It On"

Original Song Title:

"Still...You Turn Me On"

Original Performer:

Emerson, Lake & Palmer

Parody Song Title:

"Still...You Turn It On"

Parody Written by:

zvoidx

The Lyrics

Do you want to see some Angel
Do you want to see Ishtar
Do you want Bilbo Baggins, Dude Where's My Car?
Do you want to see Dead Poets
Do you want to see The Ring?
You could see anything
Do you want to see another of Big Brother
Under covers, you could even see Man on The Moon.

Do you want to see The Slayer
Do you want to see The Sting?
Let me tell you something
You just don't need to think
You see they're real bugs on Fear Factor
When they're buried in sick flies
By the Darkwing in your eyes
Though John Tesh has Brill-cream-ized
Still...you turn it on.

Do you want to see Willow, share my Day Of The Dead
Do you want to see Heathers lying in your bed?
Do you want to see Colors, Flubber, Jag, A-Team
The great Mr. T.
Every day a little Patton
A little Madden
Someone get me Aladdin.

Do you want to see some Springer
Do you want new Cheech and Chong?
Let me tell you something
You just couldn't see more bong
You see I really have to tell you
That it all gets so George Wendt
From my X-Files rents
To a dozen gleams of Sixth Sense
Still...you turn it on.
(c) 2004 M. O'Neill

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Pacing: 4.4
How Funny: 4.2
Overall Rating: 4.4

Total Votes: 5

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alvin rhodes - November 22, 2004 - Report this comment
this is a quite clever parody and certainly does not deserve the low score you received by someone......i'm givin' ya fives
Airfarcewon - November 22, 2004 - Report this comment
I agree with Alvin...This took a lot of thoughful work...Kinda' rappish.. ...........I vote 5's also
Ravyn Rant - November 23, 2004 - Report this comment
The line "Though John Tesh has bril-cream-ized" was worth a five on its own. An odd song, and I appreciate your attempt to make it even odder.

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