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Song Parodies -> "Jacuzzi Slim"

Original Song Title:

"Jerusalem"

Original Performer:

Emerson, Lake, and Palmer

Parody Song Title:

"Jacuzzi Slim"

Parody Written by:

Porfle Popnecker

The Lyrics

And did those feet, encased in grime
Soak in my sweet jacuzzi suds?
And was the grotty, clammy clod
Obscenely boiling like a spud?

And did his bountiful behind
Bob forth within my precious tank?
And did Jacuzzi Slim's dangling nads
Transform this scented water rank?

Bring me my bar of searing lye!
Bring me my buckets of chlorine!
Bring me my torch: O flames burn high!
Bring me my can of gasoline!

I will not gag or blow my lunch
Nor to his foul cheese smell succumb
Till I have scraped Jacuzzi Slim
From out this once untainted tub

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Pacing: 3.4
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Overall Rating: 3.4

Total Votes: 10

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Phil N - December 05, 2011 - Report this comment
Nice cleansing parody
Rob Arndt - December 05, 2011 - Report this comment
Never cared for the whole Jacuzzi thing back in the day- never know who or what was in those tubs! 5s
Porfle Popnecker - December 05, 2011 - Report this comment
Thanks! Yeah, they were like big vats of human soup.
Lan - December 05, 2011 - Report this comment
Unlike some people apparently, I liked it
Porfle Popnecker - December 05, 2011 - Report this comment
Thanks, Lan. I think there be one-bombers here today!

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