Welcome back our friend, Trump's new season now begins
Will he clue us in who wins
Or surprise! Or surprise!
Don has been away, now his call has made our day
Which celeb will go away
Tell us now! Tell us now!
Listen up, the call's about to start
Apprentice shows, are genius of his art
Donald Trump will give your money's worth
He's the richest man in Heaven, Hell or Earth
We've got to watch his show, it's reached new plateaus
Donald's on our show, with rock and roll.....

Rivers looks disguised, they pulled more skin from her eyes
Dice Clay's comment are so wise, and despised and despised
Fights in store the show is played so smart
Wonder who, will throw a stabbing dart

Donald runs the show
And the ratings grow
Apprentice is the show
Celeb patrol

Soon Tom Greene is seen with a jar of Vaseline
Innuendos in between
Not so clean! Not so clean!
The next task is at hand which celeb will take a stand
Is it Rodman's tattooed hand
Take command, take command
Roll em! Roll em! Roll em!

Watch the show!

Hershal Walker runs so true and the Rivers are such shrews
They all force their point of view
Like a mule. Like a mule.
In the board room Trump has shown, final verdict is beknown
a celeb is sent on home,
Sent on home. Sent on home.
Sundays watch the show! Sundays watch the show! Sundays watch the show!

Watch the show!