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Song Parodies -> "There Could Be A Jewish Christmas"

Original Song Title:

"I Believe In Father Christmas"

Original Performer:

Emerson, Lake And Palmer

Parody Song Title:

"There Could Be A Jewish Christmas"

Parody Written by:

Green Bloodied Hound Dogs

The Lyrics

Hanukuh And Always Christmas
Hanukah And Jewish Guys
But Instead We Have Some Good Friends
With Hopes And Fears Of The People's Love
I Remember One Christmas Morning
Jewish People At My House For One Hour
And The People Didn't Care For All Christian People
And The Fire With The Menorah And Mistltoe

They Told Me The Jewish Christmas
They Told Me The Awful Truth
And They Sang Me An Lovely Song
'Til I Believed In The People Here
And There Could Be A Jewish Christmas
And I Looked At My Own Christmas Presents
'Til I Woke Up With Eight Nights With Friends
And I Saw Them And We Are Friends

They Wished Us A Merry Christmas
I Wished Them A Brave Hanukah
All People Love And Hate
Leave Your Pain And Let Your Kids Be Nice
They Said They'll Be Snow On Christmas
We Will All Have Peace On Earth
Hanukah Will Be Perfect No Matter What
The Holidays We Will Deserve

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Keith Emerson - November 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Greg Lake Sang This By Himself.

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