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Song Parodies -> "Luggage Tag"

Original Song Title:

"Lucky Man"

Original Performer:

Emerson Lake And Palmer

Parody Song Title:

"Luggage Tag"

Parody Written by:

The Comedian

The Lyrics

It had white borders
A flaming lighted torch
All gold-pressed latinum
So white-hot it could scorch

Ooooo, what a luggage tag, it was
Ooooo, what a luggage tag, it was

White lace......and feathers
A blade......bloody red
A gold......covered bratwurst
A witch......hazel head

Ooooo, what a luggage tag, it was
Ooooo, what a luggage tag, it was

It went......through flight-doors
To no country......would it cling
From Havana......to Zimbabwe
That label......would fling

Ooooo, what a luggage tag, it was
Ooooo, what a luggage tag, it was

A pallet
Had caught that
Tag's cord, and,
Then it split

And thusly
Was misplaced,
Some poor
Bastard's shit

Ooooo, what a luggage tag, it was
Ooooo, what a luggage tag, it was

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Pacing: 4.3
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 6

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Paul Robinson - November 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Geez, JD, I hope these 5's end up in the right place and not in some bloody bounder's bag...(I think that means something somewhere in the world).
John Barry - November 04, 2004 - Report this comment
5s for the title! Also, the song.
Johnny D - November 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Paul & JB, thanks very much!

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