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Song Parodies -> "Chunky Man"

Original Song Title:

"Lucky Man"

Original Performer:

Emerson Lake And Palmer

Parody Song Title:

"Chunky Man"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

he ate five courses
and cupcakes by the score
all this can fatten
he can't fit through the door

oooh...what a chunky man he was
oooh...what a chunky man he was

wide face...all sweatin'
his body...all spread
he's all wrapped in fatness
his ass...full of lead

oooh...what a chunky man he was
oooh...what a chunky man he was

he liked to eat smores
for this pastry was this thing
when that campfire was a-roarin'
he'd sit 'round the ring

oooh...what a chunky man he was
oooh...what a chunky man he was

a spare tire around him
his butt was oversize
his body enslaved him
till his health was jeopardized

oooh...what a chunky man he was
oooh...what a chunky man he was

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Pacing: 4.4
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Overall Rating: 4.0

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Johnny D - September 08, 2004 - Report this comment
555...now...must...do...more...aerobics...starting...to...dangerously...resemble­...those...remarks...
Dee Range - September 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Luckily, I have a high metabolism. This is tasty, want s'more.555
alvin rhodes - September 08, 2004 - Report this comment
thanks johnny and dee
Mari D - September 08, 2004 - Report this comment
What a phat parody! This dude must have the room next to Bill Clinton's in the coronary ward!
Michael Pacholek - September 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Hating this parody: Dr. Atkins, Dr. Phil, and Elvis. (Only one of whom is still alive, and I'm not entirely sure it's Dr. Phil.) Liking this parody: Me and (probably) everybody else!
alvin rhodes - September 09, 2004 - Report this comment
thanks mari and michael
Tim Hall - September 09, 2004 - Report this comment
I'll supersize this parody by giving it all 5s!

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