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Song Parodies -> "Unhealthy Signs"

Original Song Title:

"Suspicious Minds"

Original Performer:

Elvis Presly

Parody Song Title:

"Unhealthy Signs"

Parody Written by:

Lionel Mertens

The Lyrics

[Elvis}

While taking a crap
My heart gave out
Because I was too fat and lazy

I hope you see
What has happened to me
When I tried to pinch a turd that day



You should go see a doctor
With unhealthy signs (unhealthy signs)
Like you can't see your feet's
One unhealthy sign



Trust the king of rock-n-roll
You need to take control
And just go flush unhealthy out your life

Miracles happen
Ask the 'KING' for them
He can see your fears are real
Your tryin' (yes, you're tryin')


You can live long and prosper
With a healthy life (A healthy life)
And you'll fullfill your dreams
On a healthy life


Oh may you live and thrive
Enjoy the years of your life
You're far much too young to die


Well Doctors, you know
They'll hardly lie to you
Mm, mm, mm, mm, mm
Yeah, yeah


While taking a crap
My heart gave out
Because I lived so fast and crazy

I hope you see
What has happened to me
When I tried to pinch a turd that day

Now I hope you'll start
Giving a crap
And not give in
And choose to live all fat and lazy

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alvin - October 06, 2009 - Report this comment
yes, ironically the king died on the throne

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