Song Parodies -> Kentucky Fried
| Original Song Title: | "Kentucky Rain" |
| Original Performer: | Elvis Presley |
| Parody Song Title: | "Kentucky Fried" |
| Parody Written by: | Phil Nelson |
About Kentucky Fried Chicken, and all its name changes on its commercials recently.
The new KFC
Changes their name, you see
Kentucky Fried Chicken
Is now gone
The Colonel wouldn't like this,
Changing the name of his
Famous chicken enterprise
They call it Kitchen Fresh
They should give it a rest
They call it Kentucky Fried Kitchen
and Kitchen Fresh Kitchen,
Kitchen Fried Chicken,
Kitchen Fried Kitchen
It's so wrong
Kentucky fried is now no more
Some new names, but what a bore
Yeah, they just want you
To think it's fresh and new
And made in the kitchen
There's no more Kentucky Fried
There's no more Kentucky Fried
Showed a photograph
Of an old Kentucky Fried
To the people in
A new KFC place
I asked them, what's happened here?
But their memory wasn't clear
Their rich heritage
Is lost in years before
They didn't even know
What the letters stand for now
As I was there on a dark afternoon
On a good name owners put rain
As they decided to change
You don't see IHOP doing
That kind of thing
Kentucky fried is now no more
Some new names, but what a bore
Yeah, they just want you
To think it's fresh and new
And made in the kitchen
There's no more Kentucky Fried
There's no more Kentucky Fried
There's no more Kentucky Fried
There's no more Kentucky Fried
Changes their name, you see
Kentucky Fried Chicken
Is now gone
The Colonel wouldn't like this,
Changing the name of his
Famous chicken enterprise
They call it Kitchen Fresh
They should give it a rest
They call it Kentucky Fried Kitchen
and Kitchen Fresh Kitchen,
Kitchen Fried Chicken,
Kitchen Fried Kitchen
It's so wrong
Kentucky fried is now no more
Some new names, but what a bore
Yeah, they just want you
To think it's fresh and new
And made in the kitchen
There's no more Kentucky Fried
There's no more Kentucky Fried
Showed a photograph
Of an old Kentucky Fried
To the people in
A new KFC place
I asked them, what's happened here?
But their memory wasn't clear
Their rich heritage
Is lost in years before
They didn't even know
What the letters stand for now
As I was there on a dark afternoon
On a good name owners put rain
As they decided to change
You don't see IHOP doing
That kind of thing
Kentucky fried is now no more
Some new names, but what a bore
Yeah, they just want you
To think it's fresh and new
And made in the kitchen
There's no more Kentucky Fried
There's no more Kentucky Fried
There's no more Kentucky Fried
There's no more Kentucky Fried
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