Well, son you've probably noticed that Beaver's a little weird
And with the way he acts your Mom and me are getting kind of stressed
We've tried to cover up the things he does
but we've not had much success
Lately his actions are so detrimental
He's committed some very odd crimes
Don't want to know what he was doing with that body
He may have to do some time

Wally, son, we know the Beaver acts real strange
Oh Wally, son, seems he's deranged

Well, the Beaver's on probation now
'Cause they caught him dumping toxins when he was down at the lake
The judge said "Hold him in jail on remand"
So there's no bail that he can make
The other inmates have complained about his cackling
You should hear the crazy things he says
I guess your brother is just wound up a bit tight
So in jail he will have to stay

Wally, son, it seems the 'Beav' has lost his grip
Oh Wally, son, the Beaver's flipped
He's really flipped
Oh yes, he's flipped
His gears are stripped
His cogs have slipped
He's lost his grip
Yeah, Beaver's flipped

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