Strange folks, celebrity's fam'ly
Dad's a zoned rocker named Ozzy
His wife and kids yelling, cursing
When he talks you can't understand a thing

I am watching the defectives
"Oh, they're so dumb"
I am watching the defectives
My brain's numb, numb, numb, numb
Behavior so inane it gives me hives
To think that indeed these may be their real lives

A pawn on that bach'lor show
He's hoping he's not stuck with a stupid ho
Why does "The Real World" have such appeal?
Bills all paid in nice digs, a world that isn't real
I might as well stare at a bad car accident
Or smell old rotting meat in rooms with no air vent
A guy tapes his balls and they laugh on "Jackass"
Will "Fear Factor" folks really chew on that glass?

I am watching the defectives
"Oh, they're so dumb"
I am watching the defectives
My brain's numb, numb, numb, numb
Behavior so inane it gives me hives
To think that indeed these may be their real lives

A woman wants to be part of beauty pagentry
Plastic people say she should have plastic surgery
Hard to tell if Anna Nicole's on or off medication
While "Survivor" "tribes" win big bucks through alienation
Annoying people put friends and relatives through the wringer
All the losers in the trailer parks curse and punch for Jerry Springer
Then tune in to "Cops" to see gangs fighting like the Wild West
And don't forget the loud cone-wearing drunk in the drunk test

We're still watching the defectives
On our tubes
We can't stop watching the defectives
Act like boobs, boobs, boobs, boobs
We laugh when all those people play the fool
Cause somehow all those crazies make us look cool

Watching the defectives
And we're still watching the defectives...