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Song Parodies -> "Puff It Up"

Original Song Title:

"Pump It Up"

Original Performer:

Elvis Costello

Parody Song Title:

"Puff It Up"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

i guess i'm really hooked
wife gives me dirty looks
says she wants her weed back
or she will...blow her stack
she says..you rat !
roll me up a joint that's fat
gimme just a little bit
i turn her down flat

puff it up...when i don't really need it
puff it up...and still, i don't feel it

up in my pleasure center
time spent on being bent
trippin' on some killer ganja
bong is like a rocket launcher
there's nothin' left on hand
my wife doesn't understand

puff it up...when i don't really need it
puff it up...and still, i don't feel it

she is a mad girl
she says i smoked it all
though i tried to stop it
i like...my narcotics
she says i torture her
don't give a damn for her
but that don't mean squat to her
if i find a joint for her

puff it up...when i don't really need it
puff it up...and still, i don't feel it

out in the cold, i go
out in the freezin' wind
i seek my dealer out
spend all i'm gonna spend
i gave him my last ten
my wife is gonna grin
no use waitin'
oops...i did it again

puff it up...when i don't really need it
puff it up...and still, i don't feel it
don't really feel it
don't really feel it

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LucidLupin LeeBee - October 09, 2005 - Report this comment
Hadnt heard this track for ages so gave me an excuse play it to sing along - paces well and funny - though if you dont feel it Alvin you really shouldnt go wasting your money.... ;) 555
Rex - October 10, 2005 - Report this comment
Love the oops line. But if you're not feeling it, you should try these really killer drugs I take - they're called placebos.
alvin rhodes - October 10, 2005 - Report this comment
thanks leebee and rex

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