Song Parodies -> Feelin' Gnarley...Got Some Booze?

Original Song Title:

"Good Time Charlie's Got The Blues"

Original Performer:

Elvis

  
Parody Song Title:

"Feelin' Gnarley...Got Some Booze?"

Parody Written by:

Kari Oki

No steady access to the internet these days, so thanks in advance to anybody who reads/comments.
Every tooth I have's decayed
Cotton string mop's my toupee
My shoes have soles worn to the ground
My last girlfriend's in the pound

Some have estates that they maintain
Cardboard box is my domain
I look around at the waste and grime
It's sad to think I'm in my prime

Bum's rotten grin, bum's rotten shoes
Feelin' gnarley, need some booze
Feelin' gnarley...got some booze?

You know the cops keep roustin' me
And then the judge accepts my plea
Serve the time, there's not much strife
Just glad the jailer's Barney Fife

Some like their pills, some like cocaine
For me it's Thunderbird© that reigns
I hold my nose and chug it down
With these sorrows that I drown

Bum's rotten grin, bum's rotten shoes
Feelin' gnarley, need some booze
Feelin' gnarley, got some booze?

Bum's got some gin, bum's got to choose
Feelin' gnarley, need some booze
Feelin' gnarley, got some booze


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