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Song Parodies -> "Don't Go Lighting My Farts"

Original Song Title:

"Don't Go Breaking My Heart"

Original Performer:

Elton John & Kiki Dee

Parody Song Title:

"Don't Go Lighting My Farts"

Parody Written by:

LucidLupin LeeBee

The Lyrics

Not written as a duet... He sings this to her while she brandishes a blow-torch.......
Don't go lighting my farts
My arse is already fried
Honey if you burn my testes
Babies we will not find

Don't go lighting my farts
You put the heat into me
Oh honey when you torched my back door
The pain was misery

Owch Owch
My body shows it
Walking around
My stride like a clown
Owch Owch
My body shows it
My cheeks apart
You set light to my fart
Owwwwh
You ignited my fart!

So don't go lighting my farts
Just don't go lighting my farts
Don't go lighting my farts

My bum isn't a primus
My trousers got scorched up
The scabs turn to pus babe
Oh I just can't sit on it

So don't you try to brand me
By putting light in my life
You put the sparks to methane
You want my farts to ignite

Owch Owch
My body shows it
Walking around
My stride like a clown
Owch Owch
My body shows it
My cheeks apart
You set light to my fart
Owwwwh
You ignited my fart!

So don't go lighting my farts
Just don't go lighting my farts
Don't go lighting my farts

repeat

Don't go lighting my farts

to fade.....
Bottom comments eh......?lucidlupin leebee 2005

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Pacing: 4.7
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carol - August 31, 2005 - Report this comment
this is a good one about farts! cheeky, well written, I actually read it all the way thru and(gasp)even found myself laughing.
LucidLupin LeeBee - August 31, 2005 - Report this comment
Cheers Carol ;-) Loops
Kristof Robertson - August 31, 2005 - Report this comment
"Honey if you burn my testes/ Babies we will not find" and "My bum isn't a primus" were my faves. Lotsa fun! 555
maggi - August 31, 2005 - Report this comment
haha ha absolutely love it leebee xxx
Jess - September 01, 2005 - Report this comment
555. My brother liked it, too.
T1gger - May 04, 2008 - Report this comment
Lee this one had me roflmao. Just brilliant. Julie xx
adagio - May 04, 2008 - Report this comment
hilarious!!!! 5's

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