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Song Parodies -> "Timmy and the Mets"

Original Song Title:

"Bennie and the Jets"

Original Performer:

Elton John/Bernie Taupin

Parody Song Title:

"Timmy and the Mets"

Parody Written by:

Robert J. Pagliaro

The Lyrics

Mets Fans, kneel and pray together
Your prospect's tight with someone who’s been known to change the weather
He’ll shill the golden rule all right
New York rebound
You're gonna hear some Christian music
But will he astound?

Say Gary and Ronnie – have you seen him yet?
Bet you have some doubts?
T- T- T-Timmy and the Mets

Some say he’s weird and some wonderful
Now Timmy he's bound for Queens
He's worn those Gator boots, got Christian roots
He’s never seen a Playboy Magazine
T- T- T-Timmy and the Mets

Mets fans, come on get your faith back
Bottom of the ninth when Timmy gets a brush back
He could survive, if Jesus helps him along
But we fight those Yankees out in the streets
To find who’s right and who belongs

Oh Gary and Ronnie – have you seen him yet?
Denver kicked him out
T- T- T-Timmy and the Mets

Will he be jeered or (in)credible?
This still remains to be seen
He's worn those Gator boots, got Christian roots
And you know he used to play for Gang Green
T- T- T-Timmy was a Jet

Hey Gary and Ronnie – have you seen him yet?
Should we have our doubts?
T- T- T-Timmy and the Mets

Some say he’s weird and some wonderful
Now Timmy he's bound for Queens
He's worn those Gator boots, got Christian roots
And knows the words to John 3:17
T- T- T-Timmy and the Mets

Timmy, Timmy and the Mets
Timmy, Timmy, Timmy, Timmy and the Mets
Timmy, Timmy, Timmy, Timmy, Timmy
Timmy, Timmy, Timmy, Timmy and the Mets
Timmy, Timmy and the Mets
Full disclosure: I plagiarized this from my dog - http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/writtenbybernietaupin0.shtml

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CML - September 09, 2016 - Report this comment
It always occurred to me, as I watched Tebow throw a football, "Ya know, he might have a future in baseball" ......... He had the same throwing motion as a right fielder
Jonathan - September 09, 2016 - Report this comment
had to look this up not that being signed means anything as 4 different NFL teams signed him and what for other than to crap on him apparently? but still I suppose he may have a career in baseball provided that they actually give him what football wouldn't... a chance! 5's

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