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Song Parodies -> "Ain't No Brakin' My Car"

Original Song Title:

"Don't Go Breaking My Heart"

Original Performer:

Elton John And Kiki Dee

Parody Song Title:

"Ain't No Brakin' My Car"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

ain't no brakin' my car
i couldn't if i tried
honey, it makes me reckless
baby, watch your behind

ain't no brakin' my car
no one will ride with me
honey, you won't hop in my ford
i tailgate, you see

whoa-oh...that was a close one
(that was a close one)
almost mowed down
nearly spun 'round
whoa-oh...that was a close one
(that was a close one)
just past, i dart
that wasn't too smart
noooooooooooooooo
that wasn't too smart
there ain't no brakin' my car
i won't be brakin' my car
ain't no brakin' my...
ain't no brakin' my...
ain't no brakin' my car

i nearly was totaled
accordian folded
they ain't up to snuff, babe
don't think i can brake it

i know my brake's ain't dandy
i know i'm riskin' my life
don't want my car up in flames
oh, what a terrible sight

whoa-oh...that was a close one
(that was a close one)
almost mowed down
nearly spun 'round
whoa-oh...that was a close one
(that was a close one)
just past, i dart
that wasn't too smart
noooooooooooooooo
that wasn't too smart
there ain't no brakin' my car
i won't be brakin' my car
ain't no brakin' my...
ain't no brakin' my...
ain't no brakin' my car

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Pacing: 4.2
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Overall Rating: 4.2

Total Votes: 5

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Red Ant - January 10, 2006 - Report this comment
High caliper stuff. *groan*. Here's some DOT 5 brake fluid.
AFW - January 10, 2006 - Report this comment
This sounds like a scoop for CNN Braking news...fives
alvin rhodes - January 10, 2006 - Report this comment
thanks red ant and AFW
Adagio - January 10, 2006 - Report this comment
LOLOL! Extra funny! and some 5's for brakes.
alvin rhodes - January 10, 2006 - Report this comment
thanks adagio
Sir Bertram the Sword-Dropper - July 16, 2006 - Report this comment
I totally love the original song and this was one wild ride. Thanks for that.

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