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Song Parodies -> "Stop Lip Syncing Your Songs"

Original Song Title:

"Don't Go Breaking My Heart"

Original Performer:

Elton John and Kiki Dee

Parody Song Title:

"Stop Lip Syncing Your Songs"

Parody Written by:

Terrance Tucker

The Lyrics

Elton John faces off with Madonna and Ashley Simpson in a trio as they sing one of Elton john's classic hits! The two women team up after he made some rude remarks about their lip syncing! LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLE!!!!!!!!!!!
ELTON JOHN
Stop lip syncing your songs

MADONNA
Get off my case, baboon!

ELTON JOHN
Madonna, you're so damned reckless

MADONNA
Baby, you're such a prune

ELTON
Stop lip syncing your songs

ASHLEY SIMPSON
Oh, Elton, just let me be!

ELTON
But, Ashley I'm legend they know

ASHLEY SIMPSON
And a has-been, I see

CHORUS
Ooh-hoo! Everyone knows it!

ELTON
You're so amateur

MADONNA
You're immature

Ooh-hoo! Everyone knows it!
Everyone know-whoas it!

ELTON
Go back to your toys

ASHLEY
Go play with your boys!
Oh-ho! Go play with your boys

ELTON
Stop lip syncing your songs!

MADONNA and ASHLEY
We'll keep lip syncing our songs!

STOP LIP SYINCING YOUR SONGS

ELTON
I am a great singer!

MADONNA
And you're such a stinger!

ASHLEY
Oh, I'm a superstar, babe!

ELTON
Girl, your singing's all faking
Madonna, you're a floozy!

MADONNA
Oh, Elton, you're such a queen!

ELTON
Ashley, you're just a baby!

ASHLEY (crying)
Oh, Elton, you are so mean!

Ooh-hoo! Everyone knows it!

ELTON
You're so amateur!

MADONNA
You're immature!

Ooh-hoo! Everyone knows it!
Everyone know-whoas it!

ELTON
Go back to your toys!

ASHLEY
Go play with your boys!
Oh-ho! Go play with your boys!

ELTON
Stop lip syncing your songs

MADONNA and ASHLEY
We'll keep lip syncing our songs!

STOP LIP SYNCING YOUR SONGS!!!

INSTRUMENTAL BREAK

Ooh-hoo! Everyone knows it!

ELTON
You're so amateur

MADONNA
You're immature

ELTON
Go back to your toys

ASHLEY
Go play with your boys!
Oh-ho! Go play with your boys

ELTON
Stop lip syncing your songs!

MADONNA and ASHLEY
We'll keep lip syncing our songs!

Stop lip syncing your
Stop lip syncing your
Stop lip syncing your songs
Stop lip syncing your
Stop lip syncing your songs

MADONNA and ASHLEY
We'll keep lip syncing our songs!

ELTON
Stop lip syncing your songs!

Stop lip syncing your songs

MADONNA and ASHLEY
We'll keep lip syncing our songs!

ELTON
Stop lip syncing your songs!

Stop lip syncing your songs

MADONNA and ASHLEY
We'll keep lip syncing our songs!

REPEAT TO FADE


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Guy - November 13, 2004 - Report this comment
Oooh, I'd love to see SNL snap this one up and do it. Well done indeed! Max fives on this. Really good piece.
Adagio - November 13, 2004 - Report this comment
Funny one! Maybe Eminem should be in there? :D
John Barry - November 13, 2004 - Report this comment
Great job of portraying the inanity, vanity, and banality of celebrity.
Johnny D - November 13, 2004 - Report this comment
What Guy said - - - SNL could have Horatio Sanz play Elton John as he's done before, and they could have some of the female cast members play Madonna and Ashley (maybe Amy Poehler and Maya Rudolph)! As I could imagine Sir Elton himself saying, "This parody's bloody shaggin' brilliant!"
pickle - November 13, 2004 - Report this comment
I hope Elton never took his godchildren from the Beckhams to see Hi-5 (Australian children's entertainers with a series on Channel 5). I went with my sister and niece to see them live, and the amount of miming THEY do onstage would make the guy bust a gut! But then again Hi-5 are aimed at pre-schoolers.
alvin rhodes - November 13, 2004 - Report this comment
superb...best one i've read today...5s
Diddims - November 13, 2004 - Report this comment
Fun-ny! Bitchy queens and catfights are not a lovely thing... but this is too much!
Ashkicksass - November 14, 2004 - Report this comment
As a major Elton John fan, I'm particularly smitten with this one...
Spaff.com - November 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Great stuff. Only problem is I stopped reading for a minute and the lyrics continued to scroll up the screen. Explain THAT.

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