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Song Parodies -> "Goodbye Super Size Fries"

Original Song Title:

"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Elton John

Parody Song Title:

"Goodbye Super Size Fries"

Parody Written by:

The Comedian

The Lyrics

When are you gonna slim down?
When are you gonna be thin?
You should have flayed off the pounds
You should have listened to Doc At-kins

Your gut can't keep growing forever
Hire a lawyer and sue
Their corporate pockets are a gift to open
So blame them all for the weight you
Can't lose

Ah, ah-ah, ah-ah
Ah, ah, ah

So good-bye, super-size fries
Which the hogs of society chowed
We won't sell you anymore 'cause
We're getting sued by fat cows

Customers howlin' 'bout our fatty food
Lawyers like hungry horseflies
Oh we've finally decided our strategy:
Be gone, ye super-size fries!

Ah, ah-ah, ah-ah
Ah, ah, ah
...hmm...

What do you think you'll chew there?
A breakfast you'll chow, and then?
It'll take you a couple of defibrillations
To set you on your feet again!

Maybe you'll live in the basement
To hide your fat ass from the town
'Donalds food ain't got you heavy
Listenin' to lawyers cry "Sue, for your pounds!"

Ah, ah-ah, ah-ah
Ah, ah, ah

So good-bye, super-size fries
Which the hogs of society chowed
We won't sell you anymore 'cause
We're getting sued by fat cows

Customers howlin' 'bout our fatty food
Lawyers with horns and red eyes
Oh we've finally decided to save our ass
And lose the super-size fries!

Ah, ah-ah, ah-ah
Ah, ah, ah
...hmm...

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Jack Wilson - May 25, 2004 - Report this comment
This is great! 555!
John Jenkins - May 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Excellent parody. The hungry horsefly metaphor is certainly appropriate.
Serafina - May 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Great job, JD. I don't eat fries very often; in fact I can't remember the last time I ate 'em.
Ashkicksass - May 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Here's a super-sized McExcellent - 555!
Meriadoc - May 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Godd one Johnny!

We've had a parody called "superfries" sitting on the back burner for months - now it's no longer topical - oops! :-)
Arwen - May 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Johnny...brilliant, HONEY...555!!
Johnny D - May 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Thank you, Jack, JJ, Serafina, Ashkicksass, Merry, and My Immortal Elf Princess !
Ash - May 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Very well done! 555
Johnny D - May 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, Ash! Is your last name Campbell, by any chance?
Melhi - May 25, 2004 - Report this comment
OK, I'm confused... if I lose weight, can I, as a thin person with a high metabolism, sue them for NOT offering super size fries? o/` I deserve a break today, with McMoney! o/` (Btw, nice job!)
Kristof Robertson - May 26, 2004 - Report this comment
You are one very astute, clever parodist, Mr D....keep up the very good work. 555
Johnny D - May 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Thank you, Melhi and Kristof.
kitkatbar09 - May 26, 2004 - Report this comment
it would suck 2 b that guy.- hey, how old r u? my uncle owns a song writing company and maybe you could earn a couple thousand $$$$ writing songs to various beats. i already have,& its very rewarding.$$
Johnny D - May 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Thank you, kitkatbar09. That information about your uncle sounds really interesting.......please, if you haven't already, go over to the Amiright Messageboard, sign up with a user-ID, and start a thread where parody writers who might be interested in talking with your uncle can communicate with you publicly in a group forum. Thanks again!
minneret - May 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Hee. I'm sure kitkarbar09 isn't some 14-year old wisenheimer or anything like that... Nice job, Johnny D (on the parody and the comment...)
Johnny D - May 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Thank you, minneret.
Wade Kiner - May 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Excellent! 5's
alvin rhodes - May 28, 2004 - Report this comment
HAHAHAHA...this is good....5s
Johnny D - May 28, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, Wade and Alvin.
Anny - July 28, 2004 - Report this comment
THIS IS REALLY FUNNY! GOOD JOB MAN!
Johnny D - July 29, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, Anny!
Professor Incubus - November 19, 2010 - Report this comment
Great parody Johnny! I was wondering, if I gave you full credit for writing the lyrics, would it be ok if I recorded a version of this? It would make for a great parody recording and might find it's way to the Dr. Demento show.
Professor Incubus - November 19, 2010 - Report this comment
I actually have a recording of this already done. Email me at incubus442442 at yahoo dot com and I will send it to you for your approval. If it's ok by you, I will then post it to soundclick - giving you full credit for writing it and for me singing it and put a link to it on here.
Annie - September 19, 2014 - Report this comment
Awesome! 5s across the board!

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