-> "Goodbye Super Size Fries"
Original Song Title:
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Goodbye Super Size Fries"
The Lyrics
When are you gonna slim down?
When are you gonna be thin?
You should have flayed off the pounds
You should have listened to Doc At-kins
Your gut can't keep growing forever
Hire a lawyer and sue
Their corporate pockets are a gift to open
So blame them all for the weight you
Can't lose
Ah, ah-ah, ah-ah
Ah, ah, ah
So good-bye, super-size fries
Which the hogs of society chowed
We won't sell you anymore 'cause
We're getting sued by fat cows
Customers howlin' 'bout our fatty food
Lawyers like hungry horseflies
Oh we've finally decided our strategy:
Be gone, ye super-size fries!
Ah, ah-ah, ah-ah
Ah, ah, ah
...hmm...
What do you think you'll chew there?
A breakfast you'll chow, and then?
It'll take you a couple of defibrillations
To set you on your feet again!
Maybe you'll live in the basement
To hide your fat ass from the town
'Donalds food ain't got you heavy
Listenin' to lawyers cry "Sue, for your pounds!"
Ah, ah-ah, ah-ah
Ah, ah, ah
So good-bye, super-size fries
Which the hogs of society chowed
We won't sell you anymore 'cause
We're getting sued by fat cows
Customers howlin' 'bout our fatty food
Lawyers with horns and red eyes
Oh we've finally decided to save our ass
And lose the super-size fries!
Ah, ah-ah, ah-ah
Ah, ah, ah
...hmm...
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