-> "Old Man Can't Reach The Water"
Original Song Title:
"Madman Across The Water (Original Version)" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Old Man Can't Reach The Water"
I can't pee very well
Cause the bowl I can't reach 'less I arch my back
cause I'm not peeing very well
It's no joke that I can't pee very well
I'll wet my clothes if I don't lean towards the bowl
What is causing this condition I don't know
Once my tool had some real force to it's spray
Now it's gone and I'm standing here today
Not amused; seems I've been standing here all day
The way it drips out now to me is not OK
Peter seems so limp; so slow it drains
And when I try to coax it
I feel some pain
I'll see the Doctor in the afternoon
And then I hope a pee stream I'll be viewin'
But until then I'm conscious of the laughter
As other guys see the old man can't reach the water
Still can't pee very well
My pee don't reach the bowl 'less I arch my back
I'm still not peeing very well
It's no joke I'm not peeing very well
I must lean towards the bowl or I'll stain my clothes
This condition's making my frustration grow
The sound you hear is my pee splashing on floor
Is my pee stream coming back
or is it's force abated?
Will it come back as I seek?
Is it something I've taken?
Seeing the Doctor in the afternoon
Hope he can fix this problem very soon
It's making me self-conscious, that's a fact, sir
When other guys see that I cannot reach the water
(Instrumentals and guitar solo to end)
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