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Song Parodies -> "Caddy Man"

Original Song Title:

"Rocket Man"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Elton John

Parody Song Title:

"Caddy Man"

Parody Written by:

wdh

The Lyrics

I went golfing yesterday, and the caddy the course provided had to be at least 60. The caddies there are usually kids trying to earn some bucks, so this creeped me out a bit. He did have some good advice though. This is for him. Also, I know I've not been submitting lately, I'm hoping to become a regular again soon. My golf parodies usually turn out well, so I hope you like this!
Packed my golf bag, had a tee time
I went out- six a.m
And I ask myself why-y I didn't wait til ten
So early; I got up, it pissed my wife
So up comes a caddy
And he does-s recite:

Sir, I think you're gonna need some good advice
And a better caddy's hard to find
I'm an old man, and this course is my home
Woah Woah Woah Woah - I'm your Caddy Man
Caddy Man carryin' the bags with muscle tone!


Sir, I think you're gonna need some good advice
And a better caddy's hard to find
I'm an old man, and this course is my home
Woah Woah Woah Woah - I'm your Caddy Man
Caddy Man carryin' the bags with muscle tone!

Most caddies here, they are all kids
Tryin' to get some wealth
But this old man here-ere is 60; God forbid!
But it's his course, it he understands
This caddy man-n, this caddy man:

And I think you're gonna need a long long drive
The longest hole in this round- it's par five!
I'm an old man, and this course is my home
Woah Woah Woah Woah - I'm your Caddy Man
Caddy Man carryin' the bags with muscle tone!

And I think that's gonna be a rough rough lie
You hit it in the sand trap, now you'll die
I'm an old man, and this course is my home
Woah Woah Woah Woah - I'm your Caddy Man
Caddy Man carryin' the bags with muscle tone!

And I think you're gonna need some good advice.....

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Royce Miller - May 18, 2004 - Report this comment
A good parody
Roy - May 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Nicely done
MrMacphisto - May 18, 2004 - Report this comment
LOL
julie henning - August 24, 2004 - Report this comment
i think that it was great and that it was funny and that you should keep it there for the rest of a century . julie henning

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