Song Parodies -> Sammy and the Cubs

Original Song Title:

"Bennie and the Jets"

Original Performer:

Elton John

  
Parody Song Title:

"Sammy and the Cubs"

Parody Written by:

Freddie C.

Ernie Banks couldn't do it. Neither could Fergie Jenkins, Ryne Sandberg or Andre Dawson. Can Sammy Sosa bring a championship to the North Side?
Hey Cubs, win the World Series
The NL Central may be tougher this time
Cause the Astros won't let us get too lucky
Even though we won last year
Let's kick that Steve guy out
You gotta have some faith, cause we love the Cubs

Say Sammy Boy, can you hit 60 homers again?
Over the wall, to Waveland Avenue
Now we've added Greg Maddux to the mix
If he could win a ring with the Braves
Why can't he bring one to Wrigleyville?
And I hope they shock the world all over again
Sammy and the Cubs!

Hey Steve Bartman, don't you ever come back
You ruined our season, you blew it for us
Why don't you move to Miami, since you like the Marlins now?
But we will get you back, Mr. Benedict Arnold
When they award the World Series trophy to Sammy Sosa's Cubs
And then I can die a happy man at last

Sammy, Sammy, Sammy...
S-s-s-Sammy and the Cubssssssssssss!
Sammy, Sammy, Sammy...
S-s-s-Sammy and the Cubssssssssssss!
Sammy, Sammy, Sammy...
S-s-s-Sammy and the Cubssssssssssss!
Sammy, Sammy, Sammy...
S-s-s-Sammy and the Cubssssssssssss!
(repeat to end)
Chicago Cubs--WORLD CHAMPIONS 2004!!!!
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John C - April 25, 2005 - Report this comment
Sorry, but this can no longer be sung. Sammy is an Oriole now.

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