-> "Chunky Cat"
Original Song Title:
"Honky Cat"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Chunky Cat"
The Lyrics
When I cook cat
Boy, I must have fresh greens
Shopping in the city
Downtown in Beijing
Lookin' for some ginger
Tryin' to find some kale
An' then I saw the kitty sign,
Sayin'
"Feline Sale"
It said:
"Get fresh,
Chunky cat!
Fatter than cat from the woods!"
Well I
Said "Hooray!"
And I
Gladly paid
And-uh, hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm,
Ohhh - change I got back is so good!
You better
Get fresh,
Chunky cat!
Stray cats in the city ain't where it's at!
It's like
Tryin' to find meat
On a
Thin clothesline
It's like
Tryin' to eat kit-ty
Ohhh - from a doggy that whines
Well I
Read cook-books
And I read some magazines
About how
To cook stray cats
With ex-pensive greens
And all the
Chefs back home,
Well,
Said I was a fool
They said,
Ohhh - payin' a bit more, for fat cats is cool
They said:
"Get fresh,
Chunky cat!
Fatter than cat from the woods!"
Well I
Said "Hooray!"
And I
Gladly paid
And-uh, hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo,
Ohhh - change I got back is so good!
( instrumental interlude )
They said:
"Get fresh,
Chunky cat!
Fatter than cat from the woods!"
Well I
Said "Hooray!"
And I
Gladly paid
And-uh, huh-huh-huh-hah,
Ohhh - change I got back is so good!
They said
Cook at home
Boy where you can raise your ca-a-a-ats
Cookin' in the city, boy you're,
You're gonna cook with rats
But
I'd rather pay,
For some,
Meat that's fresh!
And how -
- how can my wok,
Send your
Meal cat flesh?
They said:
"Get fresh,
Chunky cat!
Fatter than cat from the woods!"
Well I
Like the way
That fresh
Cat filets
And-uh, hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo,
No-o-o mange is on these cats, they're good!
You better
Get fresh,
Chunky cat!
Stray cats in the city ain't where it's at!
It's like
Tryin' to find meat
On a
Thin clothesline
It's like
Tryin' to eat kit-ty
Ohhh - from a doggy that whines
Whoah, yes!
Get fresh
Chunky cat!
Get fresh
Chunky cat!
Get fresh
Woooooooo!
Get fresh
Chunky cat!
Get fresh
Chunky cat!
Get fresh
Woooooooo!
( instrumental interlude )
Ahhhhhhhh -
Get fresh
Chunky cat!
Get
Fresh
Get fresh, chunky cat ah-wooooooo!
Ahhhh, yeah!
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