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Song Parodies -> "Lumberjack"

Original Song Title:

"Rocketman"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Elton John

Parody Song Title:

"Lumberjack"

Parody Written by:

Chris Bodily TM

The Lyrics

I really wanted to do a parody using the lyrics from Monty Python's Lumberjack Song, so here is my parody.
I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay
I wake up at Nine A.M.
Ain't it cool to be a lumberjack? Oh yeah!

I cut down trees so much, I eat my lunch
I go out for a pee
On Wednesdays, I will shop

And I will have some more buttered scones for tea
Cut trees down, skip around, hang out in bars
I put on women's clothing when I'm home
Oh no no no I'm a lumberjack

Lumberjack
Lumberjack, and I will sleep all night
Lumberjack
Lumberjack, and I will work all day

Yeah, and I cut down trees, I wear high heels
Suspendies and a bra
And I wish I were a girlie, like my Pa

**Mounties**
Yeah, he's a lumberjack and he's okay
He sleeps all night and works all day
A lumberjack, a lumberjack

Lumberjack
Lumberjack, and I (he) will sleep all night
Lumberjack
Lumberjack, and I (he) will work all day

And I will have some more buttered scones for tea...
(Repeat)

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Overall Rating: 2.7

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mac - January 31, 2004 - Report this comment
Clever.
Meriadoc - February 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Interesting. And hey - I never realized you were the same person as PF4Eva! Learn something new everyday!
Birgitta - February 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Hahaha-I got a kick outta this. GJ :-)
LaserEyedLemming - March 26, 2007 - Report this comment
Haha, cool

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