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Song Parodies -> "Don't Let Your Son Go Down On Me"

Original Song Title:

"Don't Let the Sun Go Down On Me"

Original Performer:

Elton John

Parody Song Title:

"Don't Let Your Son Go Down On Me"

Parody Written by:

Jim Loftus

The Lyrics

What Michael Jackson might sing in his defense...
I can't lie no more in the darkness
All their pictures little boys both black and white
I'm growin' tired, of fans that still adore me
My son here, almost took his little life
Of late, I saved my son from falling
I took a chance on that Berlin balcony
But you're misled, I never meant to harm him
So close that door, and just stop tryin' to malign

Don't let your son go down on me
Although they searched my shelf there is no kiddy porn to see
I won't allow this strip search of my life to worry me
Coz losin' everything-- is like your son goin' down on me

They won't find, that I plied those boys with wine
They sleep at once, and sleep just where they feel,
Don't you charge me, just because you think I mean them harm
But these cuffs I have around my wrists they make me squeal

Don't let your son go down on me
Although they searched my shelf there is no kiddy porn to see
I won't allow this strip search of my life to worry me
Coz losin' everything--is like your son goin' down on me

Don't let your son--- go down on me
Although they searched my shelf there is no kiddy porn to see
I won't allow this strip search of my life to worry me
Coz losin' everything--is like your son goin' down on me
Yeah losin' everything—is like your son goin' down on me

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Jan Unwin - January 24, 2004 - Report this comment
LOL That title has been in my head for years, but never knew quite how to finish the song. Now I can rest because I could never do better than this. Good job.
sloatead - January 25, 2004 - Report this comment
hmm, a parody about michael jackson, originally written by elton john, covered by george michael...i'm sensing some kinda connection here
Michael Pacholek - January 26, 2004 - Report this comment
This joke is at least ten years old. In fact... What did Keith Van Horn say when the Knicks traded for Stephon Marbury of the Phoenix Suns? "Don't let the Sun go dunk on me!"
scammer - June 28, 2004 - Report this comment
great . next time i sing this song i might throw in some lines to see if any one pics it up!!!!!!!!!!
wow - January 08, 2008 - Report this comment
this song isn't about michael jackson. its about elton john. its terrible. elton john is a musical genious.
Pyth - August 13, 2009 - Report this comment
I love it! I've heard that joke before, but could never complete the parody. BTW, did you realize that when E. John heard of MJ's death, he played a song dedicated to him (guess which!) Don't believe me? Search for it on TMZ! (High 5's, man)
Randy - September 30, 2010 - Report this comment
LOVE IT! Michael Jackson was a f***ing creep!

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