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Song Parodies -> "Filling Myself With Reeses"

Original Song Title:

"Philadelphia Freedom"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Elton John

Parody Song Title:

"Filling Myself With Reeses"

Parody Written by:

The Comedian

The Lyrics

The British unit of weight called "stone" = 14 pounds, so 12 stone = 168 pounds. Imagine how many stone Elton John weighs...
I used to weigh below 12 stone you know
And my appetite
Would leave me fine and so slim, oh you know!

I used to be so slim bathing in the sun
But the times have changed
The more I weigh the less my skin sees sun

Cause I live to eat
And fill myself up with Reeses!

From the moment I get up I snarf and gag!

Filling myself with Reeses
Took me waist-wide to a whale

(Yeah) I need pants of size
That never - are on sale!

Oh fill myself up with Reeses!
Gluttony - I love you!
Pants are tight - though elastic waist holds my behind...

Pants are tight, pants are tight!
Pants are tight, oh my pants are ti---ight!

Fill-ing myself with Reeses!
I lo-ov-ove to!
Yes I do!

If you choose to you can lose your extra stone
Some people choose aerobics
Some others choose the good old jog alone

I like eating easy without shoes to tie
'Til my hips are full of Reeses candy
Right between my thighs!

Cause I live to eat
And fill myself up with Reeses!

Every day I add to my huge saddlebags!

Filling myself with Reeses
Makes me as wide as a sail

(Yeah) I'm a spinnaker
Without a mast or gale!

Oh fill myself up with Reeses!
Gluttony - I love you!
Boxers tight - though elastic waist holds my behind...

Boxers tight, boxers tight!
Tighty-whites, oh they don't fit ri---ight!

Fill-ing myself with Reeses!
I lo-ov-ove to!
Yes I do!

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.5
Overall Rating: 3.0

Total Votes: 2

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Adagio - January 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Good job, Johnny!
Johnny D - January 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, Adagio!
Michael McVey - January 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Probably about 8 stone. I weigh 12, but I'm 6'2" so I should weigh 13 or 14. Last year about this time I did weigh 13. I can eat all the Reese's i want, too, because i have a high metabolism and lots of "good" cholesterol. But I get the point (lol). And I definitely like the original -- MM
Johnny D - January 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Michael!
Johnny D - March 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Hey people - Michael McVey posted a hilarious parody of this Elton John tune called "Philadelphia Cheesesteak" - check it out:

http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/eltonjohn85.shtml
Jeff Hingle - January 27, 2005 - Report this comment
This is great, Johnny! All 5s. I especially like the line, "Tighty-whites, oh, they don't fit ri--ight!"
Johnny D - April 16, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, Jeff!

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