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Song Parodies -> "Kenny And The Deaths"

Original Song Title:

"Bennie And The Jets"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Elton John

Parody Song Title:

"Kenny And The Deaths"

Parody Written by:

AussieBullDog

The Lyrics

South Park, if you head on down there
You'll find a little boy
Who gets knocked down and kicked around there
He's gonna breathe his last tonight, so stick around
He's livin' in a tiny house, the poorer side of town

Hey, Cartman and Stanley, has it happened yet?
Ooh, did he bite the dust?
K-K-K-K-K-Kenny and the deaths
Oh, but they're painful and horrible
Poor Kenny's accident-prone
He's got a hundred lives, but often dies
You know it happens every episode, oh
K-K-K-Kenny and the deaths

South Park, whole town is an X-File
Perfect li'l backdrop
For Kenny's fatal lifestyle
See cows and gnomes and a walking, talking towel
See kids look their parents right in the face
And utter language most foul

Oh, Token and Timmy, has it happened yet?
Oh, has he bitten dust?
K-K-K-K-K-Kenny and the deaths
Oh, his life's tragic and dangerous
Though it seems incredible
He's takin' thrills and spills, antacid pills
And getting squished by random vehicles, oh
K-K-K-Kenny and the deaths

Oh, Cartman and Stanley, has it happened yet?
Oh, did he bite the dust?
K-K-K-K-K-Kenny and the deaths
Oh, but they're painful and horrible
Poor Kenny's accident-prone
He's got a hundred lives, but often dies
You know it happens every episode, oh
K-K-K-Kenny and the deaths

Kenny, Kenny and the deaths
Kenny, Kenny, Kenny, Kenny and the deaths
Kenny, Kenny, Kenny, Kenny, Kenny and the deaths

Kenny, Kenny, Kenny, Kenny and the deaths
Kenny, Kenny, Kenny, Kenny, Kenny, Kenny, Kenny, Kenny and the deaths
Deaths
Deaths
Kenny, Kenny, Kenny, Kenny, Kenny, Kenny, Kenny, Kenny, Kenny, Kenny, Kenny and the deaths

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 2

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Guy - December 16, 2003 - Report this comment
I almost died laughing at this one. 5's mate. Well done.
Johnny D - December 16, 2003 - Report this comment
Au-Au-Au-Au-Au-Aussie gets three 5's !
Leah Lockhart - December 16, 2003 - Report this comment
GREAT job. I was JUST thinking about how I hadn't seen any South Park parodies! ;-)
AussieBullDog - December 16, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks guys. Leah, I have been trying to come up with an idea for a parody about Sexual Harassment Panda, but I'm not sure if it'd get through under the new policy...
Diva - December 16, 2003 - Report this comment
Bloody hillarious!
Mari D - December 16, 2003 - Report this comment
Oh my God! You've killed... done a great parody!
Rick D - December 16, 2003 - Report this comment
I voted 5 this morning, but I didn't get to comment. Great idea, wish I'd thought of it. But at least I annoyed Phil this morning.
AussieBullDog - December 16, 2003 - Report this comment
I was about to ask myself, "Annoy me? How did he do that?" Then I remembered my first name is already taken here.
Leah Lockhart - December 16, 2003 - Report this comment
LOL... Sexual Harassment Panda! I had an idea once for a song about Mr. Mackey (MMMkay?) but I don't remember which song I used. Ah well.
Michael Pacholek - February 21, 2005 - Report this comment
I despise "South Park"! ("And that's all I heard about Ralphie and Alice, sure beats the hell out of 'South Park' or 'Dallas!'" -- "Scenes from a Chinese Restaurant") But I loved this. The title is an all-timer.

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