South Park, if you head on down there
You'll find a little boy
Who gets knocked down and kicked around there
He's gonna breathe his last tonight, so stick around
He's livin' in a tiny house, the poorer side of town

Hey, Cartman and Stanley, has it happened yet?
Ooh, did he bite the dust?
K-K-K-K-K-Kenny and the deaths
Oh, but they're painful and horrible
Poor Kenny's accident-prone
He's got a hundred lives, but often dies
You know it happens every episode, oh
K-K-K-Kenny and the deaths

South Park, whole town is an X-File
Perfect li'l backdrop
For Kenny's fatal lifestyle
See cows and gnomes and a walking, talking towel
See kids look their parents right in the face
And utter language most foul

Oh, Token and Timmy, has it happened yet?
Oh, has he bitten dust?
K-K-K-K-K-Kenny and the deaths
Oh, his life's tragic and dangerous
Though it seems incredible
He's takin' thrills and spills, antacid pills
And getting squished by random vehicles, oh
K-K-K-Kenny and the deaths

Oh, Cartman and Stanley, has it happened yet?
Oh, did he bite the dust?
K-K-K-K-K-Kenny and the deaths
Oh, but they're painful and horrible
Poor Kenny's accident-prone
He's got a hundred lives, but often dies
You know it happens every episode, oh
K-K-K-Kenny and the deaths

Kenny, Kenny and the deaths
Kenny, Kenny, Kenny, Kenny and the deaths
Kenny, Kenny, Kenny, Kenny, Kenny and the deaths

Kenny, Kenny, Kenny, Kenny and the deaths
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Deaths
Deaths
Kenny, Kenny, Kenny, Kenny, Kenny, Kenny, Kenny, Kenny, Kenny, Kenny, Kenny and the deaths