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Song Parodies -> "Bill Gates Theme"

Original Song Title:

"I'm Still Standing"

Original Performer:

Elton John

Parody Song Title:

"Bill Gates Theme"

Parody Written by:

Jayenkai

The Lyrics

You can never know what it's like,
To own a company like Microsoft.
Theres a court that wants to take it away from you,
To split it all in two halves,
They aren't that nice to you.

And though the people seem to like your "Win'"
Well, look the courts are draggin' me back again,
They got a taste for blood, and you know the case,
And if you need to know how I'm still standing,
I just play a game.

Don't you know, I'm still Coding,
Better than I ever did.
Making lots of Windows drivers,
Coding lots of little bits.

And I'm still Coding,
After all this time.
Making up a better version of my Windows all the time.

I'm still Coding.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I'm still Coding.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Once I never could've hoped to win,
The companies would say I wouldn't let them in.
The threats they made were meant to cut me down,
And if I did it all on purpose,
They would've known by now.

No, I'm still Coding,
Better than I ever did.
Making lots of Windows drivers,
Coding lots of little bits.

And I'm still Coding,
After all this time.
Making up a better version of my Windows all the time.

I'm still Coding.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I'm still Coding.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.


Don't you know that, I'm still Coding,
Better than I ever did.
Making lots of Windows drivers,
Coding lots of little bits.

And I'm still Coding,
After all this time.
Making up a better version of my Windows all the time.

I'm still Coding.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I'm still Coding.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I'm still Coding.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I'm still Coding.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I'm still Coding.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I'm still Coding.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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