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Song Parodies -> "Bagel Man"

Original Song Title:

"Rocket Man"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Elton John

Parody Song Title:

"Bagel Man"

Parody Written by:

Cherrios

The Lyrics

Well with the recent jokery about a certain wrestler and bagels. I will not mention the name of the wrestler, you can guess by the title of the song...But this song doesn't make fun of the wrestler, so have fun...
I put on my costume last night.
Pre-fright,
Ten p.m. to nine a.m.
And I'm gonna be stuck in traffic, again.

I miss the sun so much,
I miss my life.
It's lonely out on fifth street.
On such a timeless night.

And I think it's gonna be a long, long time.
Till I give out enough ads to buy a ticket away.
I'm not the man they think I am in this suit.
Oh, no, no, no,
I'm the bagel man.
Bagel man giving out all his ads till they're gone.

And I think it's gonna be a long, long time.
Till I give out enough ads to buy a ticket away.
I'm not the man they think I am in this suit.
Oh, no, no, no,
I'm the bagel man.
Bagel man giving out all his ads till they're gone.

Starbucks ain't the kind of place to take your kids,
In fact the line's long as hell.
And there's no one to give them coffee, if you died there.

And all this economy stuff.
I don't understand.
It's just my job, seven days a week,
A Bagel Man.
Bagel Man.

And I think it's gonna be a long, long time.
Till I give out enough ads to buy a ticket away.
I'm not the man they think I am in this suit.
Oh, no, no, no,
I'm the bagel man.
Bagel man giving out all his ads till they're gone.

And I think it's gonna be a long, long time.
Till I give out enough ads to buy a ticket away.
I'm not the man they think I am in this suit.
Oh, no, no, no,
I'm the bagel man.
Bagel man giving out all his ads till they're gone.

And I think it's gonna be a long, long time.

And I think it's gonna be a long, long time.

And I think it's gonna be a long, long time

And I think it's gonna be a long, long time

And I think it's gonna be a long, long time

And I think it's gonna be a long, long time

And I think it's gonna be a long, long time

And I think it's gonna be a long, long time

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