Song Parodies -> Don't Let That Nun Go Down On Me
| Original Song Title: | "Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me" |
| Original Performer: | Elton John |
| Parody Song Title: | "Don't Let That Nun Go Down On Me" |
| Parody Written by: | The Great Karlando |
I can't lie, I'm a little nervous
She's all dressed up in her robes of black and white
She's gettin close, and now she's breathin' heavily
Froze in fear, man I know this isn't right
Too late to keep myself from sinning
I took a stand, and told her she should stop
But she just said, that she was gonna love me
Grabbed my crotch and sent me right over the top
Don't let that nun go down on me
Although she's sorta cute, she's really not my cup of tea
I'd always fear the magic hand of god would smite me
I do not wanna have this horny nun goin' down on me
I can't find, oh the right biblical line
That says where nuns aren't sposed to glob the knob
Her chastity, doesn't seem to mean a thing to her
What would the pope think if he heard about this "job"
Don't let that nun go down on me
Although she's sorta cute, she's really not my cup of tea
I'd always fear the magic hand of god would smite me
I do not wanna have this horny nun goin' down on me
She's all dressed up in her robes of black and white
She's gettin close, and now she's breathin' heavily
Froze in fear, man I know this isn't right
Too late to keep myself from sinning
I took a stand, and told her she should stop
But she just said, that she was gonna love me
Grabbed my crotch and sent me right over the top
Don't let that nun go down on me
Although she's sorta cute, she's really not my cup of tea
I'd always fear the magic hand of god would smite me
I do not wanna have this horny nun goin' down on me
I can't find, oh the right biblical line
That says where nuns aren't sposed to glob the knob
Her chastity, doesn't seem to mean a thing to her
What would the pope think if he heard about this "job"
Don't let that nun go down on me
Although she's sorta cute, she's really not my cup of tea
I'd always fear the magic hand of god would smite me
I do not wanna have this horny nun goin' down on me
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Another one like this, and Karlando may have to hide with Steve Bartman! Of course, if it wasn't funny, I don't think anyone would care enough to write back.
FYI...there is nothing in the Bible about nuns not being able to marry, have "relations", etc. That's yet another man-made rule.
You have a lot of nerve mister don't u know that other people take this stuff seriously and find it very offensive when u blahblahblah and also I could imagine Elton John singin' this one pretty easily; well done.
I knew there wasn't anything in the bible about that...that was kind of the point of that line. It's an excuse...kinda like when someone says.."Oh not tonight...I got a headache..."
Twisted Sister!
My to-do list has "Don't let _ _ go down on me." I haven't been able to fill in the blanks, but there's no need to now - no way would it top this. Nice job, and see you in hell.
hee hee hee hee hee. ;-)
It sounds like a tribute to the Flying Nun!!!!
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