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Song Parodies -> "Your Bong"

Original Song Title:

"Your song"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Elton John

Parody Song Title:

"Your Bong"

Parody Written by:

Laurence Dunne

The Lyrics

It's a little bit funny, this feeling inside
You're one of those who likes to be high all night
You don't have much money so To help you cope
I got you a bong and gave you some dope

If I was a sculpter, but then again no
I'm a man who sells potions to give highs to the low
well I know it's not much, but it's the best I can do
My gift is my bong and this one's for you

And you can tell everybody this is your bong
It may make you quite high but , after you're done
It alters your mind, it falters your mind
I can't put down in words
How good such high is, it's worth all the world

I sat on the roof and kicked off the glass
And the pot I was growing, it was really first class
Cause the sun's been quite kind, keeps it growing strong
It's for people like you to, keep you turned on

So excuse me for frettin', but these things I do
You see, I must look out for the boys wearing blue
Anyway, the thing is, what I really mean
Is that yours are the sweetest highs I've ever seen

And you can tell everybody this is your bong
It may make you quite high but , after you're done
It alters your mind, it falters your mind
I can't put down in words
How good such high is, it's worth all the world

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The Great Karlando - October 20, 2003 - Report this comment
Sounds too much like the original.

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