-> "Salmon: The Other Pink Meat"
Original Song Title:
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Salmon: The Other Pink Meat"
The Lyrics
What has a fluffy soft mound
What has the shape of a clam
Why don't you ask a school marm
Why don't you question where life began
You know you can hold it for pleasure
Having a ball while you do
It takes a lickin and keeps on-a-tickin
Its joys are such to be picking up clues, ah, ah
So... close by hershey brown holes
Where the logs of gastronomy foul
You dine Chinese by a brickhouse
When you snack on tung chow
Lashing the angry old man in the boat
Fluffing the tangy tab treat
Oh, I'll try to tongue tie you with this baited line
Salmon: the other pink meat
Ah, ah
Why is pink so allurin
What does it do to the brain
Why do they make Sigmund Freud's cigar a topic
Phallic symbols burn deep within
She gets so wet with inticement
There's plenty of fish in the pond
Streams of conscious are many
Swimming like Chinnock run through creeks ta spawn, ah, ah
Oh, psycho analysis goes
Where mental health professionals prowl/scowl
I think pink meat beats a brown nose
I could go down on some now
Down with a lobster bib still in my clothes
Keeping them neat while I eat
Oh, I like to tease my love with this baited line
Salmon: the other pink meat
Your Vote & Comment Counts
The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they
appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to
leave a comment below about this parody.
|
|
Voting Results
|
Pacing: | 5.0 | |
How Funny: | 5.0 | |
Overall Rating: | 5.0 | |
|
Total Votes: | 1 |
|
Voting Breakdown
The following represent how many people voted for each category.
| | | | Pacing | | | How Funny | | | Overall Rating | |
| 1 | | 0 | |
| 0 | |
| 0 | |
|
| 2 | | 0 | |
| 0 | |
| 0 | |
|
| 3 | | 0 | |
| 0 | |
| 0 | |
|
| 4 | | 0 | |
| 0 | |
| 0 | |
|
| 5 | | 1 | |
| 1 | |
| 1 | |
|