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Song Parodies -> "Christmas Candle Film"

Original Song Title:

"Candle in the Wind"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Elton John

Parody Song Title:

"Christmas Candle Film"

Parody Written by:

Jeff in Richmond VA

The Lyrics

Rick Santorum is back! and so am I, with another anti-Republican parody. President Santorum??? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! His Xmas movie was a box office bomb, just like ol' Ricky....
Goodbye Rick Santorum
Though we never liked you at all
You had the sense to control yourself
While all the others fought
They fought like cats & dogs
And they truly had no brains
when they nominated Romney
And Obama won again!

And it seems to be that you wasted time
on your Christmas Candle film
T'was a sappy holiday fantasy
steeped in overkill
And you would have liked an Oscar
But you could never win
Your candles blew out long ago;
It's time to pack it in.....

20-12 was tough
The toughest presidential campaign
Republicans wanted the millionaire
and defeat was the price you paid
When your campaign died
Oh the media just pounded you
All the editorials had to say
Was that Rick was one extreme dude

And it seems to be you wasted money
on your Christmas Candle film
T'was a sappy holiday fantasy
steeped in overkill
And you would have liked an Oscar
But you could never win
Your candles blew out long ago;
It's time to pack it in.....

Goodbye Rick Santorum
Though we couldn't stand you at all
You had the sense to control yourself
While those around you fought
so goodbye Rick Santorum
Looking forward to the 20-16 call
maybe you should become more lib-er-al
More than just a right-wing a***ole.

And so hopefully, there'll be no sequel
to your Christmas Candle film
T'was a sappy holiday fantasy
filled with overkill
And Fox News could have told you
that you could never win
Your candles blew out a year ago;
It's time to pack it in.....
Your candles blew out a year ago;
It's time to pack it in.....

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Jeff - November 28, 2013 - Report this comment
Come on you righties, this some good stuff, ever if I do say so myself.
Injun Joe - November 28, 2013 - Report this comment
Good stuff, indeed, Jeff -- technically and ideologically. 5s. Sorry you have to live in Richmond. Happy Thanksgiving to you and all from the Oneida Nation.
Guy with an actual mind and soul - November 28, 2013 - Report this comment
Get your mouth off Usurper Zero Boy's rectum, leftard whore. After the epic failure of ZeroCare, you election-stealing brainwashed goose-stepping leftard Zerojungen have no business showing your chancre-riddled faces here or anywhere else ever again.

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