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Song Parodies -> "Racist From the South (Goodbye Paula Deen)"

Original Song Title:

"Candle in the Wind"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Elton John

Parody Song Title:

"Racist From the South (Goodbye Paula Deen)"

Parody Written by:

Joseph Fernandez

The Lyrics

Goodbye Paula Deen
Though I never liked you at all
You cooked the food that made yourself
A Culinary Superstar
They put you on the Network
And you cooked with, tons of butter
They gave you Diabetes
And you didn't change your ways

And it seems to me you lived your life
Like a racist from the South
Never knowing when to open
or to shut your mouth
If only you would have listened
To Martin Luther King
Your career burned out long before
His message ever will

Obesity is tough
The result of your fattening food
Network created a superstar
Heart Attacks the price we paid
Even when your fired
Oh your fans still defending you
All that facebook had to say
Was that Paula was simply gettin' screwed

But it seems to me you lived your life
Like a racist from the South
Never knowing when to open
or to shut your mouth
If only you would have listened
To Martin Luther King
Your career burned out long before
His message ever will

Goodbye Paula Deen
Though I never liked you at all
You cooked the food that made yourself
A Culinary Superstar
Goodbye Paula Deen
From the African American Community
Who see you as nothing more then bigoted
You should just join the KKK

And it seems to me you lived your life
Like a racist from the South
Never knowing when to open
or to shut your mouth
If only you would have listened
To Martin Luther King
Your career burned out long before
His message ever will

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Patrick - June 25, 2013 - Report this comment
Is there any white person, or black for that matter, who hasn't used that word at some time?
2LD4U - June 25, 2013 - Report this comment
This parody is sad but true!
It Gets Better (Or Worse) - June 26, 2013 - Report this comment
She's a racist DEMOCRAT from the South... and she made her comment 30 years ago... and the NSA probably has records of anything indecorous YOU have said on your cell phone or over the internet for the last decade or more. Also, the NAACP is a more powerful racist enclave than the KKK right now.
Reader - June 26, 2013 - Report this comment
Latest SCOTUS ruling on voting rights will ensure the South will remain racist backwater indefinitely.

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