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Song Parodies -> "Kim Jong"

Original Song Title:

"Levon"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Elton John

Parody Song Title:

"Kim Jong"

Parody Written by:

Hu's On First

The Lyrics

This is about both Kim Jong-Un and his late father Kim Jong-Il.
Kim Jong threatens war's about to burn
He calls his child "Chol-pak"*
'Cause he feels no shame
And he sends him to the finest school to learn

Kim Jong, Kim Jong likes his missiles
He makes a lot, they say
Spends his days, plotting
To incinerate the USA

He was born a bully to a jerk, 1983
When the New York Times said we'll be dead
If the Russians strike
The Dear Leader has a tyke today

And he shall be Kim Jong
And he shall be a cruel man
And he shall be Kim Jong
And he shall be a cruel man
In tradition with the family plan
And he shall be Kim Jong
And he shall be a bad man
He shall be Kim Jong

Kim Jong buys his Clapton souvenirs
The gulag people starve
D. Rodman comes by to share a drink
And he tells Kim Jong, "you're my friend for life"

And they say, Kim's got a tiny penis
And so to compensate
He builds his rockets oh so massive
'Cause his own Dong, is frankly second-rate**

He was born a bully to a jerk, 1983
When the New York Times said we'll be dead
If the Russians strike
The Dear Leader has a tyke today

And he shall be Kim Jong
And he shall be a cruel man
And he shall be Kim Jong
And he shall be a cruel man
In tradition with the family plan
And he shall be Kim Jong
And he shall be a bad man
He shall be Kim Jong
*Chol-Pak is the pseudonym Kim Jong-Un used while he attended college in Switzerland in the 1990s. **Most of the North Korean missile designs have names ending in "dong": Nodong, Rodong, Taepodong, etc.

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Patrick - April 11, 2013 - Report this comment
I never liked or understood the Elton John song. Your version, I like a lot. It makes sense. Captures the spirit of these worthless example of human debris. Obama, where are your drones when we really need them? I noticed that "Nodong" missile, too. Freudian interpretation that Kim is compensating for his "shortcomings".
John Lomain - April 11, 2013 - Report this comment
Well written but could've used some more variety in the chorus
Wendy Christopher - April 12, 2013 - Report this comment
The Kim Jongs are a scary clan indeed. And Denis Rodman is a bloody idiot. Since when did being an ex-basketball player automatically grant you the skills to be a World Peace Negotiator as well? Go and find some crappy reality tv series to annoy us on, Denis!

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