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Song Parodies -> "Old Mitch is Cracked!"

Original Song Title:

"The Bitch is Back"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Elton John

Parody Song Title:

"Old Mitch is Cracked!"

Parody Written by:

Jeff in Richmond VA

The Lyrics

This guy Mitch McConnell is the biggest scumbag ever elected to Congress. He is a perfect example why Flight 93 should have "arrived on schedule". Jared Loughner got the wrong Senator......it shoulda' been Mitch! I hate his guts!!
Is he justified with all his lies?
Supporting McCain, he spit in your eye
The rich get richer and the poor get f**ked
But there has to be a catch because old Mitch sure sucked!

Beating on Obama, that's not right
Gearing up his base for a Senate fight
I hear Mitch was the best of the CPAC dudes
He gets high when he's preachin' to Republican prudes, ooh, ooh, ooh...

Look at Mitch, look at Mitch...
Old Mitch is cracked
He don't look sober; he's distorting the facts
Look at Mitch, because Mitch thinks he's better than you
Now the Senate is screwed by the things that he'll do, uh-oh...

I ascertain he's got no brains
Makes his point calling Obama names
He just don't like those Democrats
And there's lots of nasty comments when old Mitch attacks, uh-huh-huh

Look at Mitch, look at Mitch...
Old Mitch is cracked!
Don't look sober; he's distorting the facts
Look at Mitch, because Mitch thinks he's better than you
Now we're all getting screwed by
The things that he'll do, uh-oh....


Mitch! Mitch! Old Mitch is cracked!
Mitch! Mitch! Old Mitch is cracked!
Mitch! Mitch! Old Mitch is cracked!

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Free Reign is Great - February 17, 2012 - Report this comment
Ain't it great to be able to say what you did in your prologue about Jared Loughner shooting a white politician? Just imagine the cries of racism if someone said that about Obummer. Of course, the Repubs have their share of whiteys, and the black conservatives do keep a low profile to avert being called Uncle Toms or House Ni**ers by their own brothers. But still, it would've been sweet to see Herman Cain get the nomination to see the double standard at work in all it's glory.
Jeff (the Author) - February 19, 2012 - Report this comment
You thought the Jared comment was bold....how about this one: "Flight 93 should have arrived on schedule"....
Too Kind - February 20, 2012 - Report this comment
Referring to Mitch as a "scumbag" is an insult to scumbags. Biggest ever? How's about John Ensign, Jim Demint, Rick Santorum...........

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