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Song Parodies -> "I Fought a Nun in Wrestlin' Ring"

Original Song Title:

"Don't Let the Sun Go Down On Me"

Original Performer:

Elton John

Parody Song Title:

"I Fought a Nun in Wrestlin' Ring"

Parody Written by:

Warren Baker

The Lyrics

“Come and fight
Our girl Sister Softness.”
Nun was pictured
Dressed in robe of black and white

I’d gotten fired
And cash would help re-store me
Check appeared
If I fought her for one night.

“Get paid,”
They said, “Just game, no mauling.
Just do a dance
And try to keep it light.”

But I got bled
This sister, she was big brute
With a roar
She blessed and crossed me with a right.

I fought a nun in wrestlin’ ring
(I fought a nun)
On earth I found a hell
Her eyes were steady stream of mean
I thought I saw a fragment of my jaw
Go wander free
With sister in the ring
Twas like the lights going out on me

Nun unkind
Gave my spine traumatic time
And she would grunt
And beat me un-genteel

She unnerved me
Body blows would likely leave a scar
Felt my glands disband
When saw white light, it held appeal

I fought a nun in wrestlin’ ring
(I fought a nun)
Good lord, she hurt my health
Can someone find my self-esteem?
Been hanging here in traction since that night
A lump of me
I lost to her in ring
I’d let a nun pummel, pound on me.

I fought a nun in wrestlin’ ring
(I fought a nun)
And while I wait for health
I learned of an unholy scheme
It seems a little fiction in our fight
Was fed to me
Our lady in the ring,
Seems that the nun wasn’t she, but he.

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AFW - January 20, 2012 - Report this comment
Funny idea with a strong finish
WarrenB - January 21, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks, AFW. And thanks to the anonymous voters. Glad you got the joke.

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