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Song Parodies -> "Kenny Wears a Dress"

Original Song Title:

"Bennie and the Jets"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Elton John

Parody Song Title:

"Kenny Wears a Dress"

Parody Written by:

JasonBrugzi

The Lyrics

Hey folks, gather here together
And hear about a man softer than a feather.
His name is Kenny and he’s a mess.
Standing on the corner in a dress.

Say Randy and Johnny, have you seen him yet?
Don’t you dig his style?
K-K-Kenny wears a dress.
Oh, but he’s nice and he’s beautiful,
Oh Kenny, he’s really gay.
He wears a leopard bra, lacy purple drawers
You know he’s into women’s lingerie.
Oh, Kenny wears a dress.

Kenny is such a good lover,
When he goes around all the gay men hover.
Yes, Kenny really makes them cream.
He’s the subject of every wet dream.

Hey Randy and Johnny, have you seen him yet?
Don’t you dig his style?
K-K-Kenny wears a dress.
Oh, he’s so strange and so beautiful;
Oh, Kenny is really sweet!
His hips are wide; his skirt’s too tight.
He’s wearing heels on his feet.
Oh, K-K-Kenny wears a dress.

(Piano interlude)

Oh, Randy and Johnny, have you seen him yet?
Don’t you dig his style?
K-K-Kenny wears a dress.
Oh, but he’s nice and so wonderful;
Kenny makes men beg.
His stuffs his shirt so he can flirt,
But there’s something more between his legs.
Oh, K-K-Kenny wears a dress.

Kenny, Kenny, Kenny, oh Kenny wears a dress (repeat).

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unKnownVotress - January 04, 2010 - Report this comment
How about a pistola strapped ( a la Vilma ) to ' his thigh' for Wood~Stock security, Sir ?

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