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Song Parodies -> "Taliban"

Original Song Title:

"Rocket Man"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Elton John

Parody Song Title:

"Taliban"

Parody Written by:

The Offenders

The Lyrics

I said my prayers last night
pre-flight
Zero Hour
Eight A.M.
And I'm going to die - ie
With the flight crew then

Osama's worth is such
I'd give my life
His cause we all embrace
Until we die we'll fight

And I really cannot see that it's a crime
To bring down to the ground a big airline
A martyred man they'll think I am at home
I'm the Taliban

Taliban
Blaming all the Jews for ever long

And I really cannot see that it's a crime
To bring down to the ground a big airline
A martyred man they'll think I am at home
I'm the Taliban

Taliban
Blaming all the Jews for ever long

Afghanistan's the place
We train the kids
To blow you all to hell
And the women we enslave them
If you dig

And our compliance
With the Mullah's plan
He rules the mob come hear him speak
A Taliban
Taliban

And I really cannot see that it's a crime
To bring down to the ground a big airline
A martyred man they'll think I am at home
I'm the Taliban

Taliban
Blaming all the Jews for ever long

And I really cannot see that it's a crime
To bring down to the ground a big airline
A martyred man they'll think I am at home
I'm the Taliban

Taliban
Blaming all the Jews for ever long

Up in heaven all the virgins will be mine
Up in heaven all the virgins will be mine
Up in heaven all the virgins will be mine

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Mark Scotti - December 31, 2009 - Report this comment
Hit the nail right on the head, and VERY cleaverly!
Old Man Ribber - December 31, 2009 - Report this comment
I'd be frightened, but Janet Napolitano has assured us that "The system worked". ;D
blackjack21 - December 31, 2009 - Report this comment
Well paced and topically scary. Some chorus variations would have enhanced, but 555.
Jay-Z - February 16, 2010 - Report this comment
pacing was way off

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