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Song Parodies -> "Glutton On A Binge"

Original Song Title:

"Candle In The Wind"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Elton John

Parody Song Title:

"Glutton On A Binge"

Parody Written by:

L.D. Obblo

The Lyrics

Here's a song about Anna Nicole Smith. It was written within days of her death & it's a little "dark," but it was done as a response to her way of life as well as the actions of the "entertainment press".
Good-bye Vicky Lynn
Now that your circus has shut down
your made-for-TV entourage
looks lost without their clown.
Your features said "Exploit me!"
and they were used to stake your claim
You married some old millionaire -
took his money, left his name.

And it seems to me you spent your life
like a piglet in a pen
Always sniffing 'round for cash that
you could wallow in
And who'd have thought that you'd ever
make all that revenue
especially since your body weight
was four times your IQ

TV life was tough
'cuz the spotlight you adored
revealed you as an unfit mom
and a needy, greedy whore
Now you're in your grave
but it's not like Princess Di's -
yours cost more than twice as much
'cuz the plot had to be super-sized


And it seems to me you spent your life
like a piglet in a pen
Always sniffing 'round for cash that
you could wallow in
And who'd have thought that you'd ever
make all that revenue
especially since your body weight
was four times your IQ

Goodbye Vicky Lynn
Now that your dirt-nap has begun
I hope that you can find the time
to get to know your son
Goodbye Vicky Lynn
from all of us who claim we need to know
are you going to be a ghost-model
down there at the Seminole

Yeah it seems to me that you squandered life -
all you left was Dannielynn
We need something to exploit so we can all cash in
And I doubt that we will miss you
now that you're off the grid
We're hoping you stay gone for good - let's seal up the lid.

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Mark Scotti - June 26, 2009 - Report this comment
Another sad story, told well....
Christie Marie M - June 26, 2009 - Report this comment
There was always too much drama in Anna Nicole's life! She had lived a dark and depressing life. I actually cried on her situation about her son's death and the fact that she didn't get the chance to know more of her daughter, Dannielynn! There are times I feel that there's a lot of drama in my life as well, and blame my mom for it!

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