Song Parodies -> Brett and the Jets
| Original Song Title: | "Bennie and the Jets" |
| Original Performer: | Elton John |
| Parody Song Title: | "Brett and the Jets" |
| Parody Written by: | Joseph Honaker |
Hey Brett, cut it all together
The spotlight's fading out to something
Lets you know you're weathered
You'll throw some interceptions tonight
So that's a fact
You're going to hear alot of boo's
So head on back
Say. Rex and Woody, has he told you yet
You know his shoulders worn out, Brett and the Jets
Oh but he had a great career that was wonderful
Oh Brett is really keen
He threw as many touchdowns to interceptions
You know I read it in a magazine
Brett and the Jets
Hey Brett, you proved it to the faithless
They may be stupid
But Brett your not ageless
Your career survived, now it's time to move along
Where you sit in your rocking chair all night
Where you'll think retirement was wrong
Say. Rex and Woody, has he told you yet
You know his shoulders worn out, Brett and the Jets
Oh but he had a great career that was wonderful
Oh Brett is really keen
He threw as many touchdowns to interceptions
You know I read it in a magazine
Brett and the Jets
The spotlight's fading out to something
Lets you know you're weathered
You'll throw some interceptions tonight
So that's a fact
You're going to hear alot of boo's
So head on back
Say. Rex and Woody, has he told you yet
You know his shoulders worn out, Brett and the Jets
Oh but he had a great career that was wonderful
Oh Brett is really keen
He threw as many touchdowns to interceptions
You know I read it in a magazine
Brett and the Jets
Hey Brett, you proved it to the faithless
They may be stupid
But Brett your not ageless
Your career survived, now it's time to move along
Where you sit in your rocking chair all night
Where you'll think retirement was wrong
Say. Rex and Woody, has he told you yet
You know his shoulders worn out, Brett and the Jets
Oh but he had a great career that was wonderful
Oh Brett is really keen
He threw as many touchdowns to interceptions
You know I read it in a magazine
Brett and the Jets
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