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Song Parodies -> "Holiday Nights, I'm Tight And Fright'nin'"

Original Song Title:

"Saturday Night's Alright For Fighting"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Elton John

Parody Song Title:

"Holiday Nights, I'm Tight And Fright'nin'"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

a festive date...i participate
by drinkin' till my head ain't clear
by seven o' clock...i am truly crocked
my mind is jelly from a case of beer
can't get much drunker
i'm as brain dead as a junkie
smack my old lady...i don't care
my temper's acute...when i've got me a snoot
a fun new year's eve, i've prepared

ohhhhhhhh
i'm good and drunk for a celebration
on labor day or halloween
holiday nights, i'm tight and fright'nin'
meanest jerk you've ever seen
why i start to boil, i just can't explain
guess i just ain't hooked up right
holiday nights, my punch gets spiked
holiday nights, i'm tight and like to fight
ooooooh

on the fourth of july, i'm a lit up guy
and even on thanksgiving, i get dixie fried
on the day we honor mothers, i am one indeed
i'm a fink, who likes to drink and shout out...
"who wants me ?"
but christmas is the day that i really like
cause i'm armed with a switchblade and i'm poised to strike
i'm a jubilant addict...and a perfect ass
i sock my friends when i finish off a glass

ohhhhhhhh
i'm good and drunk for a celebration
on labor day or halloween
holiday nights, i'm tight and fright'nin'
meanest jerk you've ever seen
why i start to boil, i just can't explain
guess i just ain't hooked up right
holiday nights, my punch gets spiked
holiday nights, i'm tight and like to fight
ooooooh

holidays...holidays...holidays
holidays...holidays...holidays
holidays...holidays...holidays, i must fight
holidays...holidays...holidays
holidays...holidays...holidays
holidays...holidays...holidays, i must fight


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AFW - May 01, 2008 - Report this comment
I'll drink to this....in fact, I used to...and every day was a holiday...
alvin - May 01, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks AFW...happy may day !
UnKnownVotress - May 01, 2008 - Report this comment
Unlike the Tequila Cowboy, Dave rarely was drunk, because when he was, he became sweet as sugar . . . not the image he wanted projected!
alvin - May 01, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks UnKnownVotress
Peregrin - May 02, 2008 - Report this comment
Have a tightwad of 5s, alvin!
Meriadoc - May 02, 2008 - Report this comment
Liked the mother's day line! ;-D
alvin - May 02, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks hobbits...the mother line was my fave too
Annie - August 31, 2014 - Report this comment
Awesome! Happy Labour Day! (As you can see by the way I spell labour I'm Canadian :P). 5s across the board!

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