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Song Parodies -> "Rocket Plan"

Original Song Title:

"Rocket Man"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Elton John

Parody Song Title:

"Rocket Plan"

Parody Written by:

Darrell Decker & Bill Tong

The Lyrics

As sung by Warmonger Dubya:
We bombed Baghdad last night.
We fight!
Soon we'll rout old Saddam.
Our bombs light up the sky-y-y-y...
Won't need lights by then.

We'll bomb the earth so much;
Destroy all life.
Saddam we will replace.
And for endless war, we'll fight...
Might makes right...

And it isn't gonna be a long, long time
Until I make Iraqi oil mine.
Rove's got a master plan I'll use at home,
I'll make it go...
Got a rocket plan.
Rocket plan... shock and awe the world, my battle zone!

War keeps your mind erased 'bout what I did.
The facts would cause me hell.
But there's no one here... to raise them.
Keep it hid!

This protest thing - I don't understand.
The world's a mob, but they are weak.
They mock my pla-a-a-an...
Rocket plan...

And it isn't gonna be a long, long time
Until I make Iraqi oil mine.
Rove's got a master plan I'll use at home,
I'll make it go...
Got a rocket plan.
Rocket plan... shock and awe the world, my battle zone!

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